Wayne Lineker
You just would, wouldn't you?
No?
Good-o, more time for me then.
*shunt*
posted by The Blond and I at 8:25 AM
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
You just would, wouldn't you?
No?
Good-o, more time for me then.
*shunt*
You just would, wouldn't you?
No?
Good-o, more time for me then.
*shunt*
91 Comments:
Definitely. I thought so even when the Guardian photo revealed he has awful skin. But the tan hides it well.
i so wouldn't... and after being in his shit-hole bars and seen the state of what he clearly thinks is "acceptable hygiene standards" i wouldn't want to go near whats in his pants either !
actually the hygiene standards standards in the bars are very high and he would'nt want you near his pants if you was the last person on the earth so you will never find out. As for rob take a look at yourself before critising waynes skin because your hardly an oil painting, jealously gets you know where. A comparison to a toad comes to mind.
forgot to mention i do have first hand experience as i'm his girlfriend
Funny that cos Wayne tells me that I'm his girlfriend as well, wake up and smell the roses darling the day that Wayne Lineker stays faithful to one woman is the day that the world comes to an end! You're getting played!
I am affraid to say girls you are both mistaken. He is all my man!!!!!!
hi sausage jockey just inrterestd about yours and waynes relationship, he is obviously keeping his sexual fantasises from me.
He has no fantacies with me, we have carried them all out!!!!!!!!
How's the Limo??????
I dont no who u people are writing in stuff like that about wayne when u dont even know him.hes my uncle n ive bin in his bars plenty of times n as 4 u canary warbler sort out ya name for a start and go some where else if u dont like waynes bars!!!wen eva do u c hygiene standards in bars or pubs wen people just throw up every 2 seconds!!!!u weirdo!! n as for u rob u should sort out ya jelously problem before slatting people!!!! coz u ovously cant handle the fact that wayne is better looking den u!
but ne wayz his hygiene standards are quite high!and the bar is reguarlly cleaned!so good nos how u fort it werent clean!! and as for u hayley as if wayne wood be wit u keep dreamin luv!!!!
Put the nail extensions away GIRLS
You are all just fake, plastic wannabe's (Sausage Jockey-yeah right! more like chipolata rider!)A real WOMAN never tells. P.S Canary whatever- Wayne doesn't wear pants, just a smile;-)
HA SHUT UP USE FREAKS.
WORKED 4 HIM N DE LOVELY DWAYNE ALL SUMMER..SOUND FUCKERS..GO ON LINEKERS FUENGIROLA.. XX
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Sexonmnia for sure! Whenever me and my boyfriend sleep over I always half wake up and we have sex in the middle of the night and it's incredible.
middle of the night sex where one is semi-conscious, is exhilarating !
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Love the nighty and the soft breeze blowing through your hair. The just before bed romp is a great setting for this quick type of action before falling to sleep in the arms of your love.
I’ve thought about having sex while wearing a Luchador mask. I’m a total nerd, yet have never done anything nerdy in bed. Perhaps I should at some point.
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Also, blowjob+ is an excellent turn of phrase.
Regarding the “blowjob+” idea, I was thinking about how you have recently been showing more sex (etc) in your videos, versus previous comments focusing strictly on blowjobs. I feel like as long as there is a blowjob somehow involved at some point, then it deserves to be part of TAOB. I mean, an “egg dish” in cooking can be an breakfast omelet, a dessert custard, or a poached egg on a dinner salad, but it’s still an egg dish no matter where or how it’s served. So a blowjob by itself, or a blowjob with sex, or sex with a blowjob, are all equally relevant here.
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oooh so hot. preach it girl! yes, a man likes nothing more than for his woman to give him a loving BJ.
Also a good point to make (your comment reminded me) – some girls won’t give you head because they’re just not really that into you. Having sex is fun and easy. Blow jobs are more a labor of love. So if your new gf isn’t blowing you, she might not be ready yet. And if you’re just fuck buddies, that might be why she’s not interested in head. She might only do it with guys she’s actually dating!
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That is hot. Great that the guy giving the blow job knows his way around a cock; and that he obviously savors the gift/taste of a fresh load :)
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hi sausage jockey just inrterestd about yours and waynes relationship, he is obviously keeping his sexual fantasises from me.
Why is her mouth open so wide for blow jobs?
Last night we giggled uncontrollably for ten minutes straight - I get tickled just thinking about it!
lol I've done the high five. My boyfriend and I will be in the middle and we'll look at each other and just start giggling. Last night we were cuddling and he started laughing for no reason.
I've done the raspberry thing (after sex) and he thought I was a weirdo! I like the high five idea. Going to keep that in mind.
lol off the subject, but i was kissing my bf last night in a new spot and he asked if i had been reading "that blog" again! he liked it so i guess thats a good thing.
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