Rokker Radio

The BBC is launching a new radio show for the Gyspy Community of Beds, Buck and Herts. Rokker Radio is the first of its kind. What kind of running order can we expect?

* The Second Hand Clothes Show
* More than one way to skin a cat
* Desert Island Diddykoi
* Benefits Holiday
* Wife Swap
* How Clean Is Your Caravan?
* Stolen Car Booty
* Ready Steady Cook A Hedgehog

The last five of these were supplied by a superior wit to mine. He has asked for anonymity for fear of reprisals.

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